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Isaac Maze, he found a cat
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He said the cat had "flashlight eyes"
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With a meow, meow here and a meow, meow there
Oh, Isaac Maze, he found a cat E-I-E-I-O.

Isaac named the black cat Patrick
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It stays outside and plays with him
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With a meow, meow here and a meow, meow there
Oh, Isaac Maze, he found a cat,
E-I-E-I-O

And now it seems Patrick's a girl
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And we're gonna have some kittens pretty soon
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With a meow, meow here and a meow, meow there...
does anybody want a little kitten?
Oh, Isaac Maze, he found a cat,
E-I-E-I-O!